So, I got expelled...

As usual, 
it was in my Ss3... and thinking back now it seems like I had a bucket list of things that I really wanted to do... Because I pretty much did some of the dumbest things in that class, and what's totally funny is the fact that, I completely don't regret any of it, including the fact that I got expelled.

Of the bucket list was "Jumping the school fence" which SPOILERS ALERT, was the reason I got expelled.
Yeah, I know... 
Pretty lame getting expelled on the first try.

Anyways, this was how it all went down...
The school authority gave an order that to be able to write the WAEC exams, the male students had to cut their hairs really low, because for some reason we weren't allowed to look good while writing exams. So we practically had two options; the school barber, Methuselah, who was HORRIBLE, or we could jump the school fence for a better barber, and as Ss3 students our option was pretty clear.

Personally, I didn't have a reason for jumping the fence since my hair was already really low, but... COME ON! 
I was in my last year of secondary school and I had never jumped the school fence before, like hell I was gonna miss out on that opportunity.  

So I did, and...
To be honest, I actually had a really great time. 
The dudes I came out with decided to branch at a restaurant after they were done with their hair and so I joined them, though it was really late and a HORRIBLE IDEA, I did... cause you know... FREE FOOD!!! 
And that was pretty much where everything went south!

Turns out the restaurant we were eating at, had spies who were working for our school...

I KNOW! Pretty DRAMATIC right? 

Anyways, oblivious to all that was happening around us, we all decide to go back to school... 
Well, all except two BASTARDS!

We jumped back into school to find out that a teacher was in school by around 10pm...
Turns out the two BASTARDS we left behind got caught, and the teacher was sent by the principal to find out the students who weren't in school.

Being a bit popular among teachers because of good grades and good behavior I was selected to write the names of all the students who were in the hostel... 
And this was LITERALLY the best possible situation I could ever wish for, because now I FREAKING had a teacher as my own witness... I mean, there was no possible way I could get caught...

Or so I thought?
Because the next day those two BASTARDS pulled a 6IX9INE... 
Yeah, they fucking SNITCHED!!!

So that was how I got expelled...
For less than an HOUR. 

Yep, I played y'all!!!😁😁
I didn't really, really get expelled...

What actually happened was... 
We got expelled but after we had left the school and gone a distance away from our school, our principal changed his mind and called us back. Probably because we had exams the next day. 
But we did some real punishment through out the whole day and also during the morning of our exam... it was so bad that I LITERALLY slept through my exam. 
I got a D in the subject, but well... 
THANK GOD it was Data Processing.🤣


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